Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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