carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
