I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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