I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
