How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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