U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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