the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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