just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
