These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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