Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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