my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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