If i come over, it means nothing
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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