That's intense
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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