We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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