Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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