Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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