He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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