like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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