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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

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  ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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  Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina

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• (310): View more from California

  thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races

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• (909): View more from California

  I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.

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