What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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