is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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