At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
NoShamevember. You game?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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