Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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