what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
