I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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