Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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