im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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