It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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