You really coming over, don't trick.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
