on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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