I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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