Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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