Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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