He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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