My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
