Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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