yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
