So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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