I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will pee on everything he values.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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