Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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