I bet he comes in French.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
