i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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