he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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