I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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