super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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