Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
