i think my mom watched the whole time
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
