My hand turned me down
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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