Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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