I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I want to have your abortion
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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